Sometimes as an event coordinator you might hear, “I want a castle. With a moat and a dragon. A fire-breathing dragon. A dragon that breathes fire every time a guest arrives, but it has to be close to the airport. It can’t be out in the countryside, nobody wants to travel that far. It needs to be right next to the airport. A castle with a moat and a fire-breathing dragon right next to the airport. Got it? I need that confirmed by tomorrow.”
Don’t laugh. This is an actual quote from an actual client while scoping an actual event. My first international event. No, scratch that. My very first event (period). My gut told me to scream “I’m not an event coordinator!” and hang up the phone. Instead, I said “Castle. Moat. Fire-breathing dragon. Tomorrow. Noted.”
Nothing says “Welcome” like a dragon breathing fire at all of your guests.
And so began my career as an international event coordinator for one of the world’s largest enterprises. The partner channel is gold to this client, and as such, their partner-facing events are Gold Standard. Maybe Platinum. No excuses. Flawless execution. Fire-breathing dragons.
Full disclosure: I should mention here that I wasn’t actually able to secure a castle with a moat and a fire-breathing dragon, but I did find a castle-like hotel right across the street from Buckingham Palace, and I scoped dinner in the Tower Bridge, which is sort of like eating over a moat. In the end, we opted for dinner at a Gordon Ramsay restaurant. “Yes, that’s perfect! I want Gordon Ramsay to come out and yell at us during dinner. Can you make that happen?”
“Gordon Ramsay. Yelling. Noted.”
I also managed to suggest that a fire-breathing dragon might be a legal liability. So score one win for me (and logic).
Of course, not all events are like this, some start off much more organized … “We would like you to run this massive partner event with touch points across every member of our team—sales, marketing, executives. We want content and side meetings and social media and gala dinners and swagger.”
“Swagger. Noted.”
And so, the event planning commences … action items, checklists, t-minus communications, site visits, venue sourcing, social media accounts … full swing. About half way through, my client pulls me aside and says “When are you going to kick off the event planning? Are we on schedule?”
“Three months ago. Right on track.”
“But, I haven’t seen any tears yet. Nobody is stressed. Everyone seems too calm. I don’t believe it’s really happening.”
“Tears?” There are not going to be any tears here.
Look, event planning is no joke. The stakes are high. The audience is invaluable. The budgets are significant. The time, effort, and energy required by every speaker, host, and administrator is substantial. I have one job as an event coordinator—to make my clients look good. All of them. At all times. Months of planning are required for one week of engagement—engagement with partners, future partners, potential partners, strategic accounts, new executives, and the press.
To laugh off the pressure would be insane.
But, the key to avoiding total meltdown is not waterproof mascara.
The key is thoughtful, organized, professional project management and, as any certified Project Management Professional (PMP) will tell you … there is no “Easy Button.”
Executing flawless world-class events for a global audience is hard work. It requires finite attention to detail across all 10 project knowledge areas:
Effective event coordination also requires seamless engagement with stakeholders across the five process groups:
INITIATE > PLAN > EXECUTE > MONITOR & CONTROL > CLOSE
But, more than anything, it requires a skilled and personable team of stakeholders, project managers, event coordinators, content developers, designers, and creative problem solvers … all operating with zero ego getting in the way. Because, at the end of the event, clients don’t remember every single detail of your massive event coordinator checklist. They remember how the event made them feel, and more importantly, how the event made their partners feel.